About · MISTR

The Gist

Degens buy $MISTR for the memes, willing to risk it all for the culture.

MISTR collects taxes from traders whose attention span is shorter than a 30-second Reel, funds $MSTR rewards for $MISTR holders, and accumulates MSTR shares in the liquidity pool.

MISTR grows $MSTR per share (MPS™) by harvesting memecoin volatility.

MSTR grows bitcoin per share (BPS) by harvesting bitcoin's volatility.

If enough cats sit still and don't put their paws on the sell button, MISTR grows in both MPS™ and BPS terms simultaneously: double trouble.

That's the idea, anyway. Does it work? Who knows...

The token

CA	6fty…NfEp
Name	MISTR
Ticker	$MISTR
Chain	Solana
Time since launch	—

MPS

MPS™ is how much $MISTR holding earns annualized. Trades feed the tax. The tax feeds the stack.

Never sell your $MISTR — unless you have to. Then, don't be a net seller (that's what M. Satlord told us to say).

The CEO

Mr. MISTR is the cat in charge. He sits on the podium. He also sits on the $MSTR stack of the treasury. Same skill. He practiced on a windowsill for six years. He is very good at it.

His job is managing the meme vertical: harvest the noise around $MISTR, turn it into $MSTR for holders, distribute a part, and sit on the rest.

The owner

The cat belongs to M. Satlord. Satlord holds the leash and lets Mr. MISTR run the meme vertical. That is the org chart.

Spec

$MISTR Memecoin on Solana

Idea

MISTR is a meme that celebrates the symbolic idea of a bitcoin-treasury company. It is not a financial construct.

Initially, $MISTR is purely paired with $MSTR on StonkFun. Buying $MISTR puts $MSTR into the liquidity pool. Selling takes $MSTR out. If holdership grows net, $MSTR in the pool grows with it. If $MSTR goes up and no one sells, the dollar price of $MISTR goes up with it. If $MSTR goes down, the reverse.

Tax

StonkFun charges a transfer tax on every transfer of $MISTR (currently 3%). The proceeds are paid to holders in $MSTR, not in more $MISTR.

StonkFun accrues those proceeds until they clear a distribution threshold, then pays them pro-rata to wallets that meet the holding minimum at the snapshot (currently $20 of $MISTR). An operating cut (currently 2.5%) is taken from the drop. Between drops the balance sits as pending. MISTR does not collect, custody, or send those funds.

This site tracks that payout as MPS™, MSTR Per (memetic) Share: $MSTR collected from the tax against MISTR supply. The tax does not set the price of $MISTR. That is still speculation. Token price can drop despite a positive MPS.

StonkFun

The token is launched on and powered by StonkFun. Snapshot rules, the minimum holding, the drop threshold, timing, the operating cut, and whether the tax continues to apply are set by StonkFun. They can change. MISTR has no influence over their execution, their pauses, or their failures. If they do not distribute, holders are not paid, whatever this dashboard prints.

How to read the dashboard

MPS APR is an estimated, annualized rate from recent $MSTR paid versus market cap over a trailing window. It is a reading, not a coupon and not a guaranteed yield. Reward USD is the $MSTR price at the drop, not today's price. Market cap, price, volume, and holders are live prints from the venue and the chain.

Notice

$MISTR is a speculative meme, not a financial product, not an investment contract, and not financial advice. It is not affiliated with Strategy Inc. ($MSTR). There is no serious $MSTR treasury behind MISTR. Tokens are not shares. A holder tax does not stop the token from going to zero. Do not buy it expecting profit.