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breakingMISTR announces an ATM of 1,000,000,000 MISTR shares
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    Mr. MISTR Announces At-The-Meme (ATM) Offering of 1,000,000,000 MISTR shares

    One billion MISTR shares, issued at-the-meme, to bootstrap the $MSTR treasury.

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Satire. $MISTR is a meme. Not affiliated with Strategy Inc. ($MSTR). Not financial advice. Not a financial product. Do not buy it expecting profit. Token valuation is purely speculative. There is no actual, serious $MSTR treasury behind MISTR. Tokens are not shares in a company: MISTR is a meme with extra rewards. A holder tax on StonkFun is not enough to stop the token from collapsing in value. MPS is not a trademark, not a flywheel, and not a financial guarantee. 'MPS™' is a fictional name invented for holder tax rewards on StonkFun.

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