Mr. MISTR Announces At-The-Meme (ATM) Offering of 1,000,000,000 MISTR shares

Mr. MISTR at the podium — Mr. MISTR, Chief Executive Officer, taking questions (he did not take questions).

Mr. MISTR, Chief Executive Officer of the MISTR meme collective, today announced an at-the-meme (ATM) offering of up to 1,000,000,000 MISTR shares.

Asked whether a few extra zeros were the result of an accidental fat-paw, Mr. MISTR did not reply. In the absence of a correction, the figure is considered final.

Proceeds are expected to fund the long-term $MSTR accumulation meme engine. A 3% transfer tax on every transfer of $MISTR, on any venue, is paid to $MISTR holders in $MSTR, pro-rata, powered by StonkFun on Solana.

Tax collects until it is worth distributing, then goes to wallets holding at least $20 of $MISTR at that moment. A 2.5% cut covers distribution.

The offering is intended to increase MPS™ — MSTR Per (memetic) Share — over time.

Management does not call this dilution. It is strategic meme formation.

“MISTR remains committed to increasing MSTR holdings without ever selling (net). MPS™ is the only slide.”

— Mr. MISTR, Chief Executive Officer

Mr. MISTR declined to comment further. He has returned to sitting on the windowsill to practice the art of sitting on an ever-growing $MSTR stack.